there’s a tortoise at work and he’s 30 years old and I love that he’s 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go “does the man want his appy slices??” and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices
Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are
Serious spine injury someone take that thing to the vet!
Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.
And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser
hi! my friend frog is needing funds to become a legal US citizen and move out of its house. currently, its housing situation is dire as the house has been infested with roaches which destroyed the electricity on top of dangerous mold growing inside. frog cannot stay there.
please donate to its gofundme. even a couple bucks can help this go a long way.
Today I wish a happy everything to those who make the descriptors for images on posts for text to speech- also those who have shitty service & the photos aren’t loading
when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it
